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I went into the shop and when I did a nice blonde haired muscular guy said "Hello would you like a pet?" I said no is there a food shop here with Satan in the name?. The guy shut the shop and said "ok I'll tell you the truth that was a Satan shop, we destroyed it and replaced it with angel pets to protect people from Satan. We'll give you a free pet to protect you. It'll look like a tiger to you but it's a house cat to everyone else." I walked out with the tiger called Shane. When I got back home their were little dots of blood everywhere. suddenly a gummy bear attacked me and I ate it. It exploded into blood and more blood fell all over my kitchen. More gummy bears came over and I hit them all and they burst into blood then Shane (the tiger) attached them and more blood came. It was a 1kg bottle so I don't Know how many they're were but I new it was lots. I walked outside and the sky was blood red and a giant eye was looking down at me. "I am Satan and I will rule this world because of you!" And shot a hellish Laser at me. Suddenly a heavenly shield deflected it and destroyed the eye and the world was saved. Shane died as he was the shield. Also... They were 90% off with money but I paid with 90% of my soul...
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