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[[File:ImagesCAI25JX4.jpg|thumb|Before he gets them...]]  Once, near the Atlantic island Bikini Atoll, there was a small town with a popular restaurant. Famous for its burgers and its talented fry cook. He was a likeable guy, serving up food with a smile. But tragedy struck when he was ''cutting'' the ''patties''… that's when it happened. You might be thinking the following questions…
 
Did he forget the secret sauce?
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One, the lights will flicker on and off.
 
Two, the phone will ring and nooooobody will be there~!
 
Three, a fog will roll in as the ghost of the bus that ran him over stops across from the restaurant. Much later than the normal bus schedule. He'll open the door…
 
''CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!''
''CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!''
 
Then… he… GETS THEM!
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But what is his true name?
 
'''The Hash-Slinging Slasher.'''
 
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