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{{note credit|Originally posted to YouTube by CallMeKevin, transcribed by William Leonard}}
 
There was once a George who was named Greg, he worked as a cinema guy for 21 years. He was short, a bit small, had blue hair and blonde eyes. Today was the 4rd of Novemeber, his birthday, He was turning 18 today. He was also a wizard. He had a neighbour but he didn't ever meet him becuase he was always hdiding from him. He knew thAT His neighbour was a wizerd hunter so he was always hiding from him. He had to be always hiding from him to avoid his death. But one time he hid too hard and died.
 
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"WHAT THE HELL" Said the pizza, why did you eat him!? Pizz said sorry and threw up, letting the wizard out again. He ate the pizza slice. "I thought you love him!?" Said Pizz. "I did, but I knew I wasn't enough and they would leave me, so I ate him"."You made a powerful enemy today pizz he shouted as he ran away into the darkness. Pizz followed, running his hand along the blood wall that was bleeding the blood of all the men pizz killed. his guilt washed over him and he had to shower to wash it off "May I use ur facilities" he said to the shower, yes it replied, he showered then continued looking. "he could hear whispers coming fromt he walls. "You wont find me" "I am invisible" "Good luck" "I am one with the wind" then pizz felt something on his shoulder, he turned and cried blood so fast it was kind of weird, the wizard was dead. He hid way too hard. Pizz said...why did you hide so hard. He said "I was trying to impress you..." before he died. Pizz cried manly tears of manlieness because he knew this story wasn't as good as [[The supermarket monster|rogers]]. He danced into the moonlight, just wishing...he could be what everyone wanted him to be, a pizza.
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''Originally posted on [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS-iKYbn2yE YouTube], transcribed by [[User:William Leonard|William Leonard]]''
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