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[[File:260px-200px-Shigeru_Miyamoto_cropped.jpg|thumb|212px|"Taking drugs give you creative ideas." - Shigeru Miyamoto ]]
'''NOTE: '''This article was inspired by the funny article about [http://unmario.wikia.com/wiki/Mario Mario] on the UnMario Wiki.
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At teh young age of 16, Shigeru Miyamoto had dis crazy idea of killing people in vidya games. However, the stupid americans (white people) didn't like dis idea. So Miyamoto created a more friendly approach. A fat itallian carpenter that carried a gun to KILL!!!!! Miyamoto came up with the name "Mario" because he met a drug dealer named "Mario" in the streets of New York. Miyamoto then showed his idea to Sony. Sony said "We like your image you drew for the character. But since its not a FPS, [[File:Mario_with_da_gun.jpg|thumb|237px|Miyamoto's drawling of teh character.]]we will not use this idea."
Miyamoto then went to Nintendo, a company that used to sell
[[File:Call_of_butt.jpg|thumb|230px|Miyamoto wanted the game to look like dis.]]that it wasn't a FPS. The game was called ''"Arch Hound"'' Anyways, The game was released worldwide June 23rd 1978.
The game wasn't a big success,
==1979: A Tough Year For Miyamoto==
After the terrible success of ''Arch Hound, ''Miyamoto then started to work on a FPS on the PC.[[File:Miymotos_gheym.jpg|thumb|222px|Instead, the game looked like dis.]] This game would be about Mario fighting of a army of terrorist in teh north west. However, Miyamoto had to go
The game sold a little better than its predecessor but not that much. It only sold 25,000
==1980: Things Get Worse==
After Mr. Miyamoto return from teh army, he quickly rushed out another Mario game. This time it would be a live action video game-thing called ''"Arch Hound: Heroes On The Move."'' It would be released on the awful Sega CD in the fall of 1980. Miyamoto hired Tom Hanks to be teh actor of Mario and hired Arnold Swartsanager as Luigi. Miyamoto would start recording in Hawai in the spring. The game only had a budget of 120,000$ wich means no CGI!!!!!! Since Miyamoto was now an adult, he decided to drink lots of beer while working on teh game. He had serious hangovers and was rushed to the hospital. Since Mr. Miyamoto was at the hospital...Yuji Naka took over the project.
Since da gayme was rushed, it was released a little
==The
The series was handed over to Takashi Tezuka. He made games like:
*Arch Hound: Die Rise (1981) 25,000 copies
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*Arch Hound: Archen City (1986) 15,000 copies
*Arch Hound: Black Flag (1987) 15,000 copies
*Arch Hound:
*Arch Hound: Black Lops (1993) 32,000,000,00 copies
*Arch Hound: The Regginator (1994) 10,000 copies
1994 was the end of Mario and the Arch Hound series.
Miyamoto killed 15 people his whole life! OH MY GOSH!!!!!
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