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In any town, in any city in America, there is a toilet. Find your nearest restaurant and enter the bathroom. Knock on the stall door three times. A pair of human legs with their pants down will fold backwards, and the door will click open. Enter and close the door.
Write the words
The manager will enter, confused. He will demand to know why your ballsack is out. The police will be called, but this is an illusion. When the man wearing the costume arrives, offer him the cheese twist. Place it on the rim of the seat with the lid of the sit in an upright position. When he attempts to eat the cheese twist, slam the toilet seat on his head. He will scream and drop his walkie talkie. Pick up the walkie talkie and tell the man on the other line you need back up, and to bring laxatives,
Give the mouse the key, and a homeless man will come out from behind the tile door.
The crying manager will demand to know where all these strange bathroom contraptions came from. Tell him you purchased them at Ikea. Throw the shit at him. He will continue to cry and remove the tiny lapel pin. He quit. Pick up the pin and put it on.
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Congratulations, you are now the manager.
Enter the serving station and prepare the refried beans. Your hands will still be covered in shit, but
Congratulations, the health department has been called. The health inspector will demand to know why two police officers and a restaurant manager are unconscious with their faces down in raw sewage. Tell them
Take off the health
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