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go up to the counter and tell the nurse "I want to be the very best."
go up to the counter and tell the nurse "I want to be the very best."


if she looks like she's about to snicker RUN your ego won't be able to handle her ridicule and you'll die on the spot just run don't stop sleep where your body drops,
If she looks like she's about to snicker RUN your ego won't be able to handle her ridicule and you'll die on the spot just run don't stop sleep where your body drops,


you'll know in the morning if you got away,
you'll know in the morning if you got away.


if a look of seriousness comes over her face you're fine, she'll lead you down a hallway in the back you will hear the sounds of many pokemon they speak in a launguage you human scum cannot understand,
If a look of seriousness comes over her face you're fine, she'll lead you down a hallway in the back you will hear the sounds of many pokemon they speak in a launguage you human scum cannot understand.


should the sounds stop for any reason RUN same rules apply as above or you could shout "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU"
Should the sounds stop for any reason RUN same rules apply as above or you could shout "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU"!


if the sounds return after you shout this then it worked if not again just like stated above run,
If the sounds return after you shout this then it worked if not again just like stated above run,


she will lead you to a room in the complete back of the center she will then shove you in,
she will lead you to a room in the complete back of the center she will then shove you in.


on the otherside of the room in a straightjacket clutching a pokeball tightly....will be Ash Ketchum,
On the otherside of the room in a straightjacket clutching a pokeball tightly....will be Ash Ketchum,


he will only respond to one statement "I want to be the very best"
he will only respond to one statement "I want to be the very best"


he will then go into extreme detail of how "I wanted to be the very best like you once" and how he traveled across the land and searched far and wide trying to understand each and every pokemon in existence,
He will then go into extreme detail of how "I wanted to be the very best like you once" and how he traveled across the land and searched far and wide trying to understand each and every pokemon in existence.


he tell you of how he went insane trying to accomplish this task, you will most likely be driven insane of bordem right there in that room, some go missing not to long after the encounter....but most do the worst thing, looking at the pokeball he is clutching in his hand if you do this he will climb to his feet
He tell you of how he went insane trying to accomplish this task, you will most likely be driven insane of bordem right there in that room. Some go missing not to long after the encounter....but most do the worst thing, looking at the pokeball he is clutching in his hand if you do this he will climb to his feet




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That pokeball contains 1 of 719 pokemon, they must never come toghether.
That pokeball contains 1 of 719 pokemon, they must never come together.
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