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==The Internet Gateway To Hell== |
==The Internet Gateway To Hell== |
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A long time ago, I was working on a field in New Jersey, And my manager who kindly lets me use the computer for internet access told me about a website which he warned is dangerous and it could send me to hell. I didn't quite believe him. |
A long time ago, I was working on a field in New Jersey, And my manager who kindly lets me use the computer for internet access told me about a website which he warned is dangerous and it could send me to hell. I didn't quite believe him. |
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I typed in |
I typed in gatewaytothefire.webs.com and sure enough, I saw some text in french and russian, since I took exams in russian and french, the french text said: |
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I was slightly not bothered, until my computer started acting strange, Then it went black, I saw text appear, it said the russian text again, and it flashed until... I saw |
I was slightly not bothered, until my computer started acting strange, Then it went black, I saw text appear, it said the russian text again, and it flashed until... I saw |
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What looked like blood dripping repeating over and over, I'm sure I've never had this video file of blood. It started to flash then the computer give me the blue screen of death. |
What looked like blood dripping repeating over and over, I'm sure I've never had this video file of blood. It started to flash then the computer give me the blue screen of death. |
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I had to restore everything, He asked me what happened, and I replayed dangerous site killed your computer and he said don't worry, I've done this before, I used to be like you and didn't know what to expect. |
I had to restore everything, He asked me what happened, and I replayed dangerous site killed your computer and he said don't worry, I've done this before, I used to be like you and didn't know what to expect. |
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I did it again by accident and it repeated again and this time the demon said the Russian text like... it said the text with its own frigging voice. Me and my girlfriend arrived home from a flight home from Jamaica Sunday, and the house was dark so I entered with my mobile phone's light and... all our |
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I did it again by accident and it repeated again and this time the demon said the Russian text like... it said the text with its own frigging voice. Me and my girlfriend arrived home from a flight home from Jamaica Sunday, and the house was dark so I entered with my mobile phone's light and... all our belongings were on the floor, and the lamps... Smashed! then I walked over to the smashed T.V. and I got choked literally, the demon said to me "I'll let you go if you promise to never visit the site ever again" I nodded and he left. |
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I've never seen that thing again, and the search history for the site had been wiped and the computer was working again and the smashed items... We had to buy them again. I wish I never visited the site, Please don't visit the site like I did. I really regret it, you'll get a virus too. |
I've never seen that thing again, and the search history for the site had been wiped and the computer was working again and the smashed items... We had to buy them again. I wish I never visited the site, Please don't visit the site like I did. I really regret it, you'll get a virus too. |
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==Fatal Diseases' review!== |
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Hm... For a funny purpose for the admin/VCROC reviewing this, I think I should do greentext on what this article pretty much says. |
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<poem> |
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>be me |
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>working |
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>boss lets me on his computer. |
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>boss says that there's a site that can send me to hell |
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>Idontbelievehim.jpg |
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>clicks on it |
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>badshitstartshappening.jpg |
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>I was not bothered by the bad shit, but the computer went black, showed Russian text, the text starts bleeding and the blue screen of death shows up. |
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>RESTORE THE COMPUTER MAN. WATCH IT SOME MORE |
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>OHSHIT.JPG |
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>MORESHIT.PNG |
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>After that, I never saw it again. |
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>bought another computer, regrets it, the site gives you viruses. |
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</poem> |
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Overall this is just cliché, and you linked the site BEFORE you got to the content. |
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2.1/10 |
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[[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] |
[[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] |
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[[Category:Pasta Trying To Be Good When It Sucks Enough To Be A Troll]] |
[[Category:Pasta Trying To Be Good When It Sucks Enough To Be A Troll]] |
Revision as of 08:45, 2 May 2016
The Internet Gateway To Hell
A long time ago, I was working on a field in New Jersey, And my manager who kindly lets me use the computer for internet access told me about a website which he warned is dangerous and it could send me to hell. I didn't quite believe him.
I typed in gatewaytothefire.webs.com and sure enough, I saw some text in french and russian, since I took exams in russian and french, the french text said:
It will be fun, Hi I'm going to kill you now. Goodbye! do not worry, It will be fun! I didn't believe this, the russian text said roughly Depths of hell attack you.
I was slightly not bothered, until my computer started acting strange, Then it went black, I saw text appear, it said the russian text again, and it flashed until... I saw What looked like blood dripping repeating over and over, I'm sure I've never had this video file of blood. It started to flash then the computer give me the blue screen of death.
I had to restore everything, He asked me what happened, and I replayed dangerous site killed your computer and he said don't worry, I've done this before, I used to be like you and didn't know what to expect.
I did it again by accident and it repeated again and this time the demon said the Russian text like... it said the text with its own frigging voice. Me and my girlfriend arrived home from a flight home from Jamaica Sunday, and the house was dark so I entered with my mobile phone's light and... all our belongings were on the floor, and the lamps... Smashed! then I walked over to the smashed T.V. and I got choked literally, the demon said to me "I'll let you go if you promise to never visit the site ever again" I nodded and he left.
I've never seen that thing again, and the search history for the site had been wiped and the computer was working again and the smashed items... We had to buy them again. I wish I never visited the site, Please don't visit the site like I did. I really regret it, you'll get a virus too.
-JT