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* January 22nd, 2015 A tory abut a doode from instagram and his frends
* January 22nd, 2015 A tory abut a doode from instagram and his frends
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The Shrek, The Jason, The Gabe, ANd the mister
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The Shrek, The Jason, The Gabe, ANd the mister
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* 19 hours ago erm meh weee wee
* 19 hours ago erm meh weee wee
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PLZ FERT ON MAH FACE PEETAH AND JOE¨ esked Jesin
PLZ FERT ON MAH FACE PEETAH AND JOE¨ esked Jesin


OH YAAA¨ sed Peterz
OH YAAA¨ sed Peterz


ERMEHGERD I WULD LERVE T2¨ scremed Jewseph.. and den dey all ferted en jesins face even meester yeh.  BUT SERDDENLEY SHREEK CEME THRU DA DOOR
ERMEHGERD I WULD LERVE T2¨ scremed Jewseph.. and den dey all ferted en jesins face even meester yeh.  BUT SERDDENLEY SHREEK CEME THRU DA DOOR
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JESIN and meester yeh
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1 - JESIN and meester yeh


Suun de meester and Jesin went T2 a farmmlez.  AND DEN DEY SAW DEIR HEROE RONALD MEEC DONALD!!!
Suun de meester and Jesin went T2 a farmmlez.  AND DEN DEY SAW DEIR HEROE RONALD MEEC DONALD!!!


ROnald plaeyed a floot and sed ¨I WILL GIV U DA NURGGET OF POWERZ TO STAHP JEWSIF¨
ROnald plaeyed a floot and sed ¨I WILL GIV U DA NURGGET OF POWERZ TO STAHP JEWSIF¨
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* 10 hours ago u eat my wee
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WHU WILL DEIH?
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Efter geattin da mcnugget erf powern fram Jesin Arnd DA MEESTER YEH's hero, dey saw a HUEG Fet thing in da sky gevvinga skenny thang a blurjob.  Dey new Jew and Peetah ceme to deestroy dem.
Efter geattin da mcnugget erf powern fram Jesin Arnd DA MEESTER YEH's hero, dey saw a HUEG Fet thing in da sky gevvinga skenny thang a blurjob.  Dey new Jew and Peetah ceme to deestroy dem.


¨DI U FEGGET¨ Yeeled peetah and jewsef using deir ferts to flie.
¨DI U FEGGET¨ Yeeled peetah and jewsef using deir ferts to flie.


¨NU UH UR DA FEG¨ sed Jesin.
¨NU UH UR DA FEG¨ sed Jesin.


¨LETZ USE DE NURGGET!¨ yeeled da meester. and den Jesin held out da nugget butt den Jesin relised da nurrget hed a weeknes. and erll of the surdden Jewsif 8 the nurgget.
¨LETZ USE DE NURGGET!¨ yeeled da meester. and den Jesin held out da nugget butt den Jesin relised da nurrget hed a weeknes. and erll of the surdden Jewsif 8 the nurgget.


¨U'll nevah stahp us now U TERDS¨ sed peetah abut to fert on the meesters fece.
¨U'll nevah stahp us now U TERDS¨ sed peetah abut to fert on the meesters fece.
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But den Jewsif hed a massev diareea.  It splershed everywhere and hit peetah in da eyes.  
But den Jewsif hed a massev diareea.  It splershed everywhere and hit peetah in da eyes.  


¨NU ME AYEBAHLLS¨ shrreked peetah.  AND DEN JEWSIF BLEW UP IN2 A MILLION MERCNURGGETS.   but Jesin and the meester were safe becus da nurgget was mejic.  and da hot saxy Jesin and hiz heir lived on wit da meester.
¨NU ME AYEBAHLLS¨ shrreked peetah.  AND DEN JEWSIF BLEW UP IN2 A MILLION MERCNURGGETS.   but Jesin and the meester were safe becus da nurgget was mejic.  and da hot saxy Jesin and hiz heir lived on wit da meester.


BUT DEN...GEBE AND HIZ PERTNER Mew POOteto APPEERED!!!!!!
BUT DEN...GEBE AND HIZ PERTNER Mew POOteto APPEERED!!!!!!
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DA TRU ILTIMETE SHULDOWN
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* 5 minutes ago lulululuz
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OMG JESIN IZ LEIK SU HOT
OMG JESIN IZ LEIK SU HOT
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DERA IZ NOT ALL THET SHE SEEMS
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sune Jesin and da meester arrived at Nernia whihc wes semhow inhebited bye da Dera empire.  dey were abut to go in but den boots da moonkey flew frem da cassle.
sune Jesin and da meester arrived at Nernia whihc wes semhow inhebited bye da Dera empire.  dey were abut to go in but den boots da moonkey flew frem da cassle.


"INTOODERS" he yeeles blesting towerds dem by ferting.
"INTOODERS" he yeeles blesting towerds dem by ferting.


"ermahgerd!" yeeled Jesin and den he thru a potato at da bootes and den da boots esploded.  
"ermahgerd!" yeeled Jesin and den he thru a potato at da bootes and den da boots esploded.  
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The Been
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* 26 minutes ago JESIN IS SUU HERT ITS LIKE OH EM GEEE
* 26 minutes ago JESIN IS SUU HERT ITS LIKE OH EM GEEE
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DERA AND DA BEEN
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Su onse Jesin and Da meester found dera dey knew dat it murst be killed.  
Su onse Jesin and Da meester found dera dey knew dat it murst be killed.  


"OMG WE SULD POISIN IT" sed Jesin
"OMG WE SULD POISIN IT" sed Jesin


"EMERGERD YES" Sed da meester so Jesin grebbed da meester and dey flew in2 a big kichen. Jesin and da meester sew a bowel of sourp and den dey peed in it letting Yeelow rien fall in da soop.  
"EMERGERD YES" Sed da meester so Jesin grebbed da meester and dey flew in2 a big kichen. Jesin and da meester sew a bowel of sourp and den dey peed in it letting Yeelow rien fall in da soop.  


"mwerherherherher" sed jesin. and den da Dera 8 da soop.  Hiz mouth berned and da barney theme song sterted plaeying.  Den da dera exploded and insied was The BeNjerminz plaeying a lettle berney music berx.  And he wes also drenking pee he hed in a berttle.
"mwerherherherher" sed jesin. and den da Dera 8 da soop.  Hiz mouth berned and da barney theme song sterted plaeying.  Den da dera exploded and insied was The BeNjerminz plaeying a lettle berney music berx.  And he wes also drenking pee he hed in a berttle.


"W8" HE SED "I wenna be frends"
"W8" HE SED "I wenna be frends"
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DA SAHD TRUTH OF BEEN
DA SAHD TRUTH OF BEEN
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Su after beenjeminz sed so, Jesin went 2 go See if da Concil Erf Nernia still exested.  Bat When he walked in2 da concil roome he reelized dat dey were all Giant terdles in discise.  
Su after beenjeminz sed so, Jesin went 2 go See if da Concil Erf Nernia still exested.  Bat When he walked in2 da concil roome he reelized dat dey were all Giant terdles in discise.  


¨DIE U FGT IMPERSTER" yeeled Jesin as he used hiz new skell were he snahpped his fengers and da terds died.
¨DIE U FGT IMPERSTER" yeeled Jesin as he used hiz new skell were he snahpped his fengers and da terds died.


¨HURLY CRAHP¨ sed da meester ¨DA BEENJEMINZ LEIED TO US.  But den when been walked in2 teh room he began to curllz up in a bahll and serck his thumb
¨HURLY CRAHP¨ sed da meester ¨DA BEENJEMINZ LEIED TO US.  But den when been walked in2 teh room he began to curllz up in a bahll and serck his thumb
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¨OH RLLY?¨ sed da meester. And den ben pulled a cork out erf hiz ear and Green supe pured out erf hiz eer.  
¨OH RLLY?¨ sed da meester. And den ben pulled a cork out erf hiz ear and Green supe pured out erf hiz eer.  


¨EWWW¨ SED JESIN.  AND den Been gru long heir and became a fet haeiry mum whu also hed old ceeriel in hiz aerm pitz and long dri wite heir.
¨EWWW¨ SED JESIN.  AND den Been gru long heir and became a fet haeiry mum whu also hed old ceeriel in hiz aerm pitz and long dri wite heir.


¨WHAT DA HALL IS DAT¨ SED JESIN
¨WHAT DA HALL IS DAT¨ SED JESIN
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"NU WE MUST DESTROyZ HEM" repleid da meester.
"NU WE MUST DESTROyZ HEM" repleid da meester.


But den Meether sew them.  "OMG U KILLED MAH BRETHER" he sed
But den Meether sew them.  "OMG U KILLED MAH BRETHER" he sed


"WE MURST KILL U" sed jesin
"WE MURST KILL U" sed jesin
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"Becuz I weneted t surprise U" sedd Jesin. and den Jesin and da meester pleyed on rieds and 8 cottern candy.
"Becuz I weneted t surprise U" sedd Jesin. and den Jesin and da meester pleyed on rieds and 8 cottern candy.


BUT DEN bak at DA battlefield were gebe MEW POOTETO AND JESIN FOUGHT SERDDENLEY GEBES SHADEW APPERED OVER DA SKY AND BEEN IZ HIZ TRU FORM WAS BEHIND HIM WIT ALL of da other enemes dat teh meester and Jesin kills.
BUT DEN bak at DA battlefield were gebe MEW POOTETO AND JESIN FOUGHT SERDDENLEY GEBES SHADEW APPERED OVER DA SKY AND BEEN IZ HIZ TRU FORM WAS BEHIND HIM WIT ALL of da other enemes dat teh meester and Jesin kills.


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¨ATTAK!!!!!¨ Yahlled Gebe and Beenjaminz who were Leeding le armie.  so den Jesin snapped hiz fingerz baht it didnst werk Becyz Dey were UNDED!!!
¨ATTAK!!!!!¨ Yahlled Gebe and Beenjaminz who were Leeding le armie.  so den Jesin snapped hiz fingerz baht it didnst werk Becyz Dey were UNDED!!!


¨OMG HOW D2 WE KILLZ DEM¨ yeeled da meester.
¨OMG HOW D2 WE KILLZ DEM¨ yeeled da meester.


¨OH WEIGHT I KNO WUT 2 D2¨ sed jesin.  
¨OH WEIGHT I KNO WUT 2 D2¨ sed jesin.  
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¨DIEH U TERDSECK!!!!¨ sed Jesin az he shot feir at Jewsif and gebe and peetah.  But den he reemembered da power he hed and DEN JESIN UZED HIZ ULTIMETE POWER, DA POWERZ 2 DESTRUY DEM WITH HIZ LUSTY SAXY HEIR. AND DEN JESIN FLIIPES HIZ HEIR AND ALL DA ENEMIEZ ESPLOADED.  
¨DIEH U TERDSECK!!!!¨ sed Jesin az he shot feir at Jewsif and gebe and peetah.  But den he reemembered da power he hed and DEN JESIN UZED HIZ ULTIMETE POWER, DA POWERZ 2 DESTRUY DEM WITH HIZ LUSTY SAXY HEIR. AND DEN JESIN FLIIPES HIZ HEIR AND ALL DA ENEMIEZ ESPLOADED.  


¨WE DID ITZ¨ sed da meester.
¨WE DID ITZ¨ sed da meester.


AND DEY ALL LIVED FOR A WHIAL IN DIZNEY LANDE WIT RONALD MEEC DONALd.
AND DEY ALL LIVED FOR A WHIAL IN DIZNEY LANDE WIT RONALD MEEC DONALd.
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¨NOW I WILLZ GET MAH REVEENGE ON U JESIN DA GURL¨ sed MiICKEYS. JESIN BEEMED DA KNOLEDGE ABOUT HOW FIEVE YEERS AGO JEISN KILLED ALL DA EVIL DIZNEY CHARACTERZ BECUZ DEY DIDNTZ LET JESIN IN BECUZ DEY WERE HATTAHS.
¨NOW I WILLZ GET MAH REVEENGE ON U JESIN DA GURL¨ sed MiICKEYS. JESIN BEEMED DA KNOLEDGE ABOUT HOW FIEVE YEERS AGO JEISN KILLED ALL DA EVIL DIZNEY CHARACTERZ BECUZ DEY DIDNTZ LET JESIN IN BECUZ DEY WERE HATTAHS.


¨OMG U R SUCH A HAHTTER¨ sed ronald and da meester.
¨OMG U R SUCH A HAHTTER¨ sed ronald and da meester.


¨NU JESIN's HAIR IZ 2 SAXY FOR DIZNEY LAND.  
¨NU JESIN's HAIR IZ 2 SAXY FOR DIZNEY LAND.  
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¨I AHM SRRY I JUEST WAHNT 2 BE LORVED¨ Criehd Beenjaminz.
¨I AHM SRRY I JUEST WAHNT 2 BE LORVED¨ Criehd Beenjaminz.


¨I THOUGT WE TOLD U 2 DIEH¨ yeeled Jesin
¨I THOUGT WE TOLD U 2 DIEH¨ yeeled Jesin


¨IKR, HE IZ SUSCH A TERD¨ agreede da meester. DEN BEENJAMINZ TERNED IN2 HIZ TRUEH FORM
¨IKR, HE IZ SUSCH A TERD¨ agreede da meester. DEN BEENJAMINZ TERNED IN2 HIZ TRUEH FORM
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BUT DEN JESIN GRABBED ROHNAHLDS AND DA MEESTER AND FLEW TO DA NORTH POULE.
BUT DEN JESIN GRABBED ROHNAHLDS AND DA MEESTER AND FLEW TO DA NORTH POULE.


¨OMGZ IZ DAT U JESIN MAH KING¨ sed santah claws.
¨OMGZ IZ DAT U JESIN MAH KING¨ sed santah claws.


¨ERMEGERDS JeSIN U R DA KING OF DA NOURTH POLE??¨ asks da meester
¨ERMEGERDS JeSIN U R DA KING OF DA NOURTH POLE??¨ asks da meester
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* 6 hours ago SUR MURCH SUPERNCE
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But den da grund started shaeking and dere was a Gient flurffy Bunn outsied with a merder nife.  
But den da grund started shaeking and dere was a Gient flurffy Bunn outsied with a merder nife.  


"EREMEH GERD ITZ DA EESTER BUNN" sed Jesin . and den he thru a pokebell at itz and a Wildz Squerttle Ceme out.
"EREMEH GERD ITZ DA EESTER BUNN" sed Jesin . and den he thru a pokebell at itz and a Wildz Squerttle Ceme out.


"OMGZ JESIN I DIDNTZ KNOW U WERE A POOKEMON TRIENER" sed da meester and rohnalds.
"OMGZ JESIN I DIDNTZ KNOW U WERE A POOKEMON TRIENER" sed da meester and rohnalds.
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"GOORD JOB JESIN" sed santah.
"GOORD JOB JESIN" sed santah.


but den da eester yahlled "I AM UR UNkle AND UR DAHD IZ MAH BRORTHER"
but den da eester yahlled "I AM UR UNkle AND UR DAHD IZ MAH BRORTHER"


"NU IZ DAT TRU DAHD" Jesin ahsked santah
"NU IZ DAT TRU DAHD" Jesin ahsked santah
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"Itz okie Jesin, u dunt need ur evil unkle aliev" sed le meester.
"Itz okie Jesin, u dunt need ur evil unkle aliev" sed le meester.


"ur rieght." respernded jesin.
"ur rieght." respernded jesin.


"whale I gess we shuld go 2 feind da evil tanksgiving turkkey" sed rohnalds.
"whale I gess we shuld go 2 feind da evil tanksgiving turkkey" sed rohnalds.


"U SHULD" sed santah.
"U SHULD" sed santah.


"WAHLE BUY DAHD" sed jesin and den he grahbbed da rohnads and da meester and flewz awey.
"WAHLE BUY DAHD" sed jesin and den he grahbbed da rohnads and da meester and flewz awey.
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"OMG WE MAED ITZ" sed Jezin wen he wahlked in2 nept2ne
"OMG WE MAED ITZ" sed Jezin wen he wahlked in2 nept2ne


"Itz liek sur fab" sed Rohnalds
"Itz liek sur fab" sed Rohnalds


"IKR" yahlled da meesster. So dey wahlked thru the gohlden Kigndohm of nept2ne
"IKR" yahlled da meesster. So dey wahlked thru the gohlden Kigndohm of nept2ne
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"Ur A legendz in da Uhniverse!" Yahlled da octupuss
"Ur A legendz in da Uhniverse!" Yahlled da octupuss


"OMG JESIN DATS SUR KEWL" yahleed rohnalds
"OMG JESIN DATS SUR KEWL" yahleed rohnalds


"ERMEHGEHRD JESIN" sed La meester
"ERMEHGEHRD JESIN" sed La meester


"I ahm Lah King erf Nept2ne, Mah naem is Jonahs" But den la evilz Tanksgivign turkey caem out and Fahrted ohn hiz Faice and he deihd.
"I ahm Lah King erf Nept2ne, Mah naem is Jonahs" But den la evilz Tanksgivign turkey caem out and Fahrted ohn hiz Faice and he deihd.


"NUR JERHNUS" Yahlled Jesin
"NUR JERHNUS" Yahlled Jesin
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Chapter 2
Chapter 2


DATS ITZ U TERD" yahlled Jesin
DATS ITZ U TERD" yahlled Jesin


"LETZ KIHLLS HIM" sed Rohnals
"LETZ KIHLLS HIM" sed Rohnals


"DIEH U FAHGGETZ" yahlled le meester and den he surmmohned le mahster swordz
"DIEH U FAHGGETZ" yahlled le meester and den he surmmohned le mahster swordz


"FEEL LA POWERZ OF DA MEESTHER" sed le meeshter and den Fhire shoht ouht of da swohrd and Blu da tanksgohving turkeyz heahd off.
"FEEL LA POWERZ OF DA MEESTHER" sed le meeshter and den Fhire shoht ouht of da swohrd and Blu da tanksgohving turkeyz heahd off.
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And den dey all fluw 2 mars but la beenjaminz shadow cahsted orver dem
And den dey all fluw 2 mars but la beenjaminz shadow cahsted orver dem


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To Be Continued


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Ehnter Tamas
Ehnter Tamas
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Da appeerenhce
Da appeerenhce
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Su wen Jesin da Ronahlds and da meester goht 2 plooto dey wahlked 2 a gohlden cassle undergrund.
Su wen Jesin da Ronahlds and da meester goht 2 plooto dey wahlked 2 a gohlden cassle undergrund.


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¨ermegod jesin u new dis plase waz a cassle?¨ ahsked da meester
¨ermegod jesin u new dis plase waz a cassle?¨ ahsked da meester


¨Ner, dis iz anohtehr 1 of mah kindoms¨ replide Jesin
¨Ner, dis iz anohtehr 1 of mah kindoms¨ replide Jesin


¨Holy crahps¨ sed da Rohnaldz.  Wen Jesin wahlked in ahll a hole bunch ohf Pikahchuh's boewd 2 him.  
¨Holy crahps¨ sed da Rohnaldz.  Wen Jesin wahlked in ahll a hole bunch ohf Pikahchuh's boewd 2 him.  
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¨OMG U DIE¨ yahlled da meester az he tuk out le mahster sorde.  Den he rahn at tames but tames abswordeb da sorde
¨OMG U DIE¨ yahlled da meester az he tuk out le mahster sorde.  Den he rahn at tames but tames abswordeb da sorde


¨WAT¨ sed ronahlds ¨Huw did he doo dat?¨  But den Jesin suhmmoned  da Roket luncher frohm Halo ahnd blew up tames and da terds flu in beens eyes.
¨WAT¨ sed ronahlds ¨Huw did he doo dat?¨  But den Jesin suhmmoned  da Roket luncher frohm Halo ahnd blew up tames and da terds flu in beens eyes.


¨OMG Y I JUSST WAHNTED 2 B UR FRENDS¨ cried beens
¨OMG Y I JUSST WAHNTED 2 B UR FRENDS¨ cried beens
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MG LOL I LOHVE UR MACDONAHLDS
MG LOL I LOHVE UR MACDONAHLDS
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¨OMG WATS DAT" yahlled da mayer and den every1 stahrted 2 run arund and screem.  AHLL DA SUDDEN I GIANT HAIERY TERD WIT LEGS STOHMPED OVERE DA BILDINGS.  But den Jesin dissapeered.
¨OMG WATS DAT" yahlled da mayer and den every1 stahrted 2 run arund and screem.  AHLL DA SUDDEN I GIANT HAIERY TERD WIT LEGS STOHMPED OVERE DA BILDINGS.  But den Jesin dissapeered.


¨WAT WERE IZ JESIN SED DA MEESTER
¨WAT WERE IZ JESIN SED DA MEESTER


¨I DUNT KNOE¨ sed rohanlds and den da meester summonind hiz tiem mashine and flu up 2 da turd.  
¨I DUNT KNOE¨ sed rohanlds and den da meester summonind hiz tiem mashine and flu up 2 da turd.  
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