The Krusty Kum Kronicles: Spongebob's left testicle: Difference between revisions

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It is nighttime. Approximately 12:56 am. A porous, yellow box rests under the blue, flower printed covers. I have heard his name is SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm sure you know about him. Your yellow buddy has been here for you since the age of six. However, things have changed. SpongeBob now likes to be called " Squareballs," and he is an emo pornstar now. He doesn't act emo, he's still that cheery, joyous sponge that we all know and love. He just has that style. Jet black makeup under his eyes, with a gray and white suit, almost like latex. He has high heels that are a foot tall with spikes on the bottom. He walks around with it everywhere. He loves his job, and still grills the patties the same way he did before. But it all turned on his head one day. His big one, and his little one...

 

 

The next day, Squidward was working at the cash register. The same customer from the line above crawls out from under the grill. He asks for what he calls "the drippy special." Squidward asks SpongeBob what the drippy special is. The customer then says, "The patty with the white, sticky, droopy sauce that I found under the grill last night." SpongeBob then realizes how much he fucked up.

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