The Legend of Finger Guy: Difference between revisions

 

I live in a small town in north west Montana. There's a frightening legend that circulates every summer. There are some old, dusty woods on the east edge of town. No one lives over there. No roads go through the woods, and it's known that even early settlers avoided the area. Even animals refuse to live there. During summer months, people warn their friends and family not to camp or traverse that area. Most refuse to say why. They're afraid to even speak the creature's name. Only on bright, sunny days when the people are safe in their homes will they speak of... Finger Guy.

 

Of course, the police knew that Finger Guy was to blame, but refused to look for him. None of them wanted to be assaulted and possibly killed by the monster. According to local legend, Finger Guy is impervious to bullets, fire and even holy water. No one knows where Finger Guy came from. Some say he escaped from a mental asylum in the early 1980s. Others say that he's a sasquatch with mange. Still others say that he's an alien, or an interdimensional being. All I know for certain is that if you're ever in north west Montana during the summer months, be wary of lingering in the woods at night. Finger Guy may be watching and waiting to finger again.

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