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Line 1: {{NSFW}} {{NSFW}}I'm pretty sure cooking is a skill not many men can master, especially under your wife's pressure to cook a decent meal. Welp, I regret giving in to that, so let me say I'm sorry for what I'm gonna tell you. If you have Slenderman come in your room after you read this, well----▼ ▲~~{{NSFW}}~~I'm pretty sure cooking is a skill not many men can master, especially under your wife's pressure to cook a decent meal. Welp, I regret giving in to that, so let me say I'm sorry for what I'm gonna tell you. If you have Slenderman come in your room after you read this, well~~----~~... == FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE == Line 9 ⟶ 11: == The Result == I took a bite of the potatoes and cried as it was sauced in onion cum. My wife grew demonic hyper-realistic nipples and squirted lava milk out of them and the Dragon of Shrek spoke Russian while playing Minecraft. I AM DED. [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] Line 14 ⟶ 17: [[Category:Shrek]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:~~Trollpasta~~Shortpasta]] {{Comments}}