The Long As Shit Story: Difference between revisions

Then Captain Falcon reanimated as a walker because this world apparently runs by The Walking Dead rules, where you reanimate upon death. However, Daryl Dixon showed up and killed the Falcon walker. Then Mario and the others ushered me into the castle. "I'm-a-so sorry to tell you-a-this", Mario explained, "but you've been-a-trapped within this-a-game!" "Oh cool", I muttered nonchalantly. "But the only way to send you-a-back, is if you enter some of the-a-pictures in the castle and collect enough of the-a-power stars."

"Never!" I shouted. "You are completely out matched, and you stand no chance of winning. Hand them over peacefully and maybe I shall spare you and keep you as a pet you curr." "I will not". "Fine then. Morton, Wendy, Ludwig. Go down there and collect the stars from him. Three of Bowser's children leaped down in front of me. Morton was big burly and wore black shades. "I'm going to break every bone in your body, you wimp!" Wendy was wearing a pink and white bracelets and a red lipstick. "My kiss will stun you so you don't feel a thing darling." Ludwig had an eye patch and spoke with a German accent. "Heil Bowser!" He shouted as he pulled one of the magic wands from Super Mario Bros. 3 out from his shell. He fired the rings from the wand at me. I narrowly managed to avoid them. However Morton was anticipating where I would be and punched me hard in the face, sending me crashing into the wall. As I struggled to get up, Wendy blew kisses at me, which sent out rings of energy at me. I narrowly dodged those too. Ludwig fired at me again, but this time is I shot a ball of energy and at him too. We both managed to dodge the attacks. Morton lunged at me, but I kicked him in the face. He shrugged it off and grabbed my leg, spun me around again and again and threw me into the corner again. I lay against the wall, feeling broken. "Well wimp, it looks like the game is over." He bent down to take the power stars from my pocket. As he did so I fired a beam of energy through his chest. Morton slumped to the ground, a look of surprise on his corpses face. Breathing heavily, I got back to my feet. Ludwig launched himself at me, and pinned both my arms behind me. "Now sister stun him while we still have time!" Wendy blew her kiss rings at me again. With no way to escape, the rings hit me head on. "Oh how cute, you couldn't resist my charm, could you?" She giggled. She approached me and placed a hand on my cheek. "Now you are finished." I pulled with all my might and was free of Ludwig's grasp. I punched Wendy in the face full force. She flew through the air and crashed into one the airs. She hit the floor and lay there, unmoving. Ludwig was furious he tried firing more rings from the wand again, I reached out grabbed it. After a brief struggle, I was able to pry it from his grasp. I fired some his rings at him and he was incinerated.