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So one day I was drinking hot chocolate and playing videogames. I had just popped in Super Mario 64 in my N64, when I noticed that everything was going all blurry.

"Shit", I thought to myself as I passed out. "My mom must have planted some weird drugs in my drink to try to kill me again!" As aforementioned, I then passed out.

 

"Kill him! Kill him proper!", Roared Bowser. Just then, there was a great commotion. Several fire balls, energy balls, missiles and crossbow arrows flew through the air and quite a few enemies. I turned and saw Luigi, Samus, Daryl, Charizard, Mario, Goku and Vegeta all standing behind me. "What is this? Fine kill them all!", Roared Bowser. The rest of Bowser's children and army attacked, but they were no match. Daryl, Goku and Vegeta easy defeated the rest of Bowser's children, while Mario, Luigi and Charizard finished off the goombas, Koopas, hammer bros. And lakitus. Me and Samus cornered Bowser. "Can you believe this shit?" He growled to the unconscious Peach. "Fine, I might not be able to kill you. But I can close the portal back to your home world. He dropped Peach and disappeared up in a cloud of smoke. "That's okay, I like it here anyways." So from then on, I lived in this world. It's not so bad. I got married to Samus, and get to go on many exciting adventures with the rest of the gang. Perhaps I will relate more of these stories to you in the future. Fare well for now though.

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