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⚫ | I used to work for a company that made an app that makes lists digitally. That was, until June 6th, 2006, at 6:06:06 AM. That exact date is when the company officially lost the dollar that prevented it from being bankrupt. I was deeply saddened as it was a decent job with decent pay, which was a whole $666 per 6 da Enough about my salary, though. |
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⚫ | <nowiki> </nowiki>I used to work for a company that made an app that makes lists digitally. That was, until June 6th, 2006, at 6:06:06 AM. That exact date is when the company officially lost the dollar that prevented it from being bankrupt. I was deeply saddened as it was a decent job with decent pay, which was a whole $666 per 6 da Enough about my salary, though. |
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I heard from one review of the app that a user had killed themselves right after using the app for 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours. Data on the user's phone revealed a list, called ''666 Things to Do to Ensure You Go To Hell, ''which listed 666 things that would land you a swift and permanent. The user's phone was lost after this user burned the device used to write the list. |
I heard from one review of the app that a user had killed themselves right after using the app for 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours. Data on the user's phone revealed a list, called ''666 Things to Do to Ensure You Go To Hell, ''which listed 666 things that would land you a swift and permanent. The user's phone was lost after this user burned the device used to write the list. |
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# Be a trap |
# Be a trap |
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# Be attracted to traps |
# Be attracted to traps |
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#Be attracted to children |
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#Have a small peepee hole |
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#Not fear F R E D D I E F R E A K E R. |
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#Have Yellow Color Blindness |
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#Have Blue Color Blindness |
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#Be colorblind in general |
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#Not tip the waiter at least 50% of the meal. You say you don't know how to get 50% of the bill? YOURAMOUNT - 50%. Simple. Calculatours exist, smh. |
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#Play "Wake Me Up When September Ends" at exactly 5:01PM, Saturday, August 30th, LEAP YEAR. |
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#Eat the number 7 |
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#Orgasm with a Wii Remote |
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#Use the Wii Remote vibrations for the above activity. |
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#Endorse EA |
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#Endorse SEGA |
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#Retired from Nickelodeon in or before the year 2000. |
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#Deal pot |
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#Deal meth |
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#Deal crystal methane |
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#Deal any drugs that aren't legal |
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