The Loud House: Ren’s Message to SpongeBob: Difference between revisions

Patrick Star even went in to try to help SpongeBob, but he was attacked by Stimpy himself. Patrick was eventually chopped up Ren's axe. But, SpongeBob got away and drove off to Great Lakes City. Ren shouted "After him, you morons!". Ren, Stimpy and the Louds went over to a gun store in Royal Woods and bought every weapon they could. Ren liked how Rita Loud was dressed up as it reminded him of the Heavy from Team Fortress 2. "Y'know, I like how you roll. You look like one mean, not so lean, heavy gunning machine! And, your clothing reminds me of one certain Russian heavy gunner" He said. Lisa gets out her lab coat and builds herself an invention similar to the Medi Gun from Team Fortress 2. Ren then shouts "Let's squad up and go after that annoying invertebrate!". The Louds then make Vanzilla into something that would appear in Twisted Metal. It had a plow with spikes on the front, two Pontiac M39A2 miniguns from an F-5E Tiger II, a rocket pod launcher that fires Zuni rockets, missile launchers that fire Stinger missiles and yes, it even has a plasma cannon built by Lisa herself. It shoots a big ball of plasma energy that has enough power to destroy a bunch of vehicles in one shot as long as its in its area range. Stimpy commented on how much Vanzilla looks like something out of Twisted Metal. "That van looks like it would come out of straight outta Twisted Metal!" He said. Ren agreed and says it's one of the smartest things he might have said. "That might be one of the smartest things you said yet! It sure does look like something of Twisted Metal!" He said. Lana even gave it an engine tune-up, racing tires and a paint job similar to Bobbie Flethcer's race car before it got equipped with all of those weapons.

 

 

And then, Ren recited the quote "The Gun is good, The Penis is evil" quote from Zardoz right before he throws a bunch of guns at the Casagrande family, Santiago family and, Chang family. He even gave Becca Chang a sniper rifle, a hunting knife and an MP5 submachine gun. "Say? Ya look like a real sniper! Now go protect Great Lakes City for good us, Stimpy and I!" He said. Becca saw Ms. Puff floating in the air and shot her with her sniper rifle and starts deflating a balloon. Ren then shouted "Pop goes the pufferfish!". Lana sees Bobbie Fletcher's race car drive outside and thinks that Bobbie Fletcher arrived. "Oooh, looks like Bobbie Fletcher came to see me!" She shouted. But, it was Sheldon J. Plankton's robot named Karen that was driving the car and she hops out alongside Plankton himself. Ren then shouted "You eediot! That's not Bobbie, that's a krill! Seriously, Mr. Hillenburg, krill? Is that the best you can come up with for your main villain?! Look, krill and plankton ain't scary. They get eaten by whales all of the time!" Plankton then gets out his robotic suit and starts rampaging Great Lakes City. Ren then gets an idea when he sees an F-14A Tomcat in the Great Lakes City Air Force Museum. "Hmmm, say are any of you eediots good at flying planes? Cuz, there's a plane right over there and one of you will get it fixed up!". Lana then fixes up the Tomcat and and Rita puts on a flight suit that was seen in the Museum itself. The door of the Viper Defender then opens up and out comes Bobbie Fletcher. Yeah, she's the one who drove the Viper Defender all along. Lana then said "So, you're not in your own race car after all!". Bobbie answers responds to Lana and says her race car wasn't stolen and says that person is gonna pay for stealing it. "Nope, I was in the dang Viper all along! Whoever stole my race car is gonna pay for stealing my property!" She shouted in anger. Bobbie then looks up and sees an F-14A Tomcat flying in the air. "Wow, I've always wanted to fly one! I only flew a Super Hornet back when I was part of the US Navy. Does the museum have another one and a flight suit?" She said.

SpongeBob is seen parachuting down to Great Lakes City and he looks at all of the characters from The Loud House with guns pointed at him and they all had angry looks on their faces. Ren then points his finger at SpongeBob himself and tells him a very threatening message. "See all of these people you tried to kill off?! Yeah, they have lives too, you know! Mass murder for the sake of popularity ain't cool, you eediot! These people mean a lot to Nickelodeon and saved Nickelodeon from their dark age! Especially after making several mediocre cartoons including Fanboy and Chum Chum and The Mighty B! Without these morons, Nickelodeon would hardly ever exist. Before, all people saw was yellow! But, now these imbeciles helped bring competition back to Nickelodeon and bring in a new era. Listen, you aren't the guy who created Nicktoons! Back in our time, Rugrats was king. And, Rugrats had lots and lots of competition. That was until all of you eediots showed up and oversaturated the network! And, good thing your pink moron friend regenerated after he was cut in half. He is sent to the Alcatraz maximum security prison for attempted murder! Look, I already called two police officers to send you over there too until you learn not to kill people for sake of popularity! Also, you'll be transferred over to Arkham until you learn your lesson! Nickelodeon doesn't need to be oversaturated by your dumb show again, be thankful it has competition! Imagine what Stephen Hillenburg would think of some of your more toxic fans? Take him away, officers!" He shouted as he made his speech.

 

 

After that, the episode ends with Ren saying "Listen up, you imbeciles! Chris Savino might have been accused of some nasty behind the scenes stuff. But, that has nothing to do with your cartoon series! There's a reason why y'all have Kevin Sullivan, Kyle Marshall and, Michael Rubiner. I mean, our creator John Kricfalusi was fired from Nickelodeon years ago and nasty things happened to him too. But, people were still chill about it and the series continued with Bob Camp who was a creative mind at Nickelodeon. These three are not banned from making any more episodes as The Loud House is vital to Nickelodeon's success. Just because the creator did bad things in real life, doesn't mean you have to blame them on the cartoon itself! You should still enjoy the cartoon for what it is. Just remember that it's still a cartoon and you should sit back and relax! And, if any one of you try to kill the only cats and eediots we like, we're coming after you and we'll kick you off of the network! Destroy any copy of the forbidden series finale as we want no more deaths of these eediots ever again! You got that? Good, cuz no beloved character should die and that's just sad". Stinky Whizzleteats voiced by John Kricfalusi is then seen saying "You heard, Ren! Destroy any copies of the forbidden series finale from The Loud House. It's not only scarring to see your favourite characters die. But, it also gives a favourite childhood icon a bad rep. Imagine if Mickey Mouse suddenly went berserk and started killing The Proud Family. That would be horrible! When the show ends, we'll make a proper series finale where none of these characters die. We want happy and being happy is what matters". Also, Ren says "FYI, No Such Luck and Brawl in the Family were bad. But, that's nothin' compared to our episodes, Man's Best Friend which wasn't even allowed to air back then prior to John's firing and my episode, Ren's Retirement which was banned on Nickelodeon once when it aired cuz it was disturbing! Yeah, don't blame characters for two non-canon episodes, guys. Ren, out!"