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One cloudy day I was so bored that I went to a garage sale. They sold many knick-knacks, toys, and comic books. They even sold video games. I went through many video games. ''Clifford, Caillou, ''and ''Dragon Tales''. These were all educational video games! However, I stumbled upon one decent looking game. It was titled ''Mario is Missing''. At the time I had no idea what horrors awaited
▲books. They even sold video games. I went through many video games. ''Clifford, Caillou, ''and ''Dragon Tales''. These were all educational video games! However, I stumbled upon one decent looking game. It was titled ''Mario is Missing''. At the time I had no idea what horrors awaited me… This was also an educational game!
I put the game into my SNES. I turned on the system and TV, and was excited to play a Mario game I've never played before. The game booted up, and Mario came into view. He waved at me and I waved back, looking like an idiot.
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Mario walked along a frozen tundra, and suddenly, a hole opened up in the ground. Mario fell down the hole and a cartoony splat could be heard. Luigi walked from the left of the screen, and large text appeared above him. It read '''Mario is Die.'''
I was astonished. Not just by the fact that Mario was dead, but by the horribly written words. I assumed Luigi said
Luigi walked over to a nearby castle and knocked on the front door. The door creaked open, and surprise surprise, Bowser popped his head out.
I was utterly shocked by these two quotes. First of all, Luigi is working for Bowser. And
Luigi continued speaking.
The screen rumbled as hundreds of Luigis flooded out of
The green-dressed men stormed through the doors and stomped on poor Toads. They separated and went through each room, killing Toads galore. One Luigi finally found Peach, but instead of jumping on her, he bit her on the head.
Peach covered her face, then ripped her hands away.
She followed all of the other Luigis to
I turned off the SNES. As interesting as that game was, it was too weird for my tastes. I turned on my TV. Some boring news channel was on. I was about to change the channel when a man screamed. A Luigi was on screen, biting the
I changed to another channel, where another man became a Luigi. Every live newschannel, someone became a Luigi. Then I heard a loud bang of my front door shutting. A Luigi came in.
I thought about this. All my life I thought about being in a video game, a lovely, fun world. Then I thought how I could become my favorite video game character ever. Would it be worth it?
''Epilogue''
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