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Revision as of 00:18, 7 April 2014

Did you ever take a turtle apart

File:Santa skeleton.png
The santa skeleton.

To see what makes it tick.

Did you ever kill a small child

By beating it with a stick.

Do you like to step on the ants you see

As you walk along the road.

Did you ever tear the wings off a butterfly

And feed it to a toad.

Do you ever do mean and cruel things

Then stand there and snidely laugh.

Like catching a great big snake

And cutting him in half.

Or setting fire to a cat that

You dipped in kerosene.

If you have done all these things

You are still not really mean.

Compared to the man who

Murdered Santa Claus.



Written by Mmpratt99 deviantart