The Man that Ate the Cake

Once upon a time, there was a man... Just a normal, everyday man. He was white and had black hair.

One day, a cake came up to that man. The man licked his lips. The cake thought "What?" and he came closer.

And then the man opened his mouth, and he bit him.

He eventually died, and then a skeleton popped out of him.

But what nobody knows was that YOU were that cake and I was the man. The End.

Sweet Dreams, cake guy.