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However, for those few arousal seekers searching for an orgasm or for those delving into obscure smexy rituals, these are simple instructions on how to play. Do so at your own risk...
==Instructions==▼
▲Instructions
PREREQUISITES:
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If you are successful in creating the circle of smegma, you must remain in there until 3:33 AM.
If you are successful in relighting your candle, you may proceed with the game. You must continue to 3:33 AM, without being
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Indications that you are near the Mocha Muscleman will include sudden bulge in your pants, seeing a pure black, humanoid dick waving around in the darkness, and hearing very sexual whispering coming from an indiscernible source. If you experience any of these, it is advised that you leave the area to avoid the Mocha Muscleman.
DO NOT turn any of the lights on during the Crews Game. They say if looks could kill, he is too damn sexy.
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Speak now or forever hold your penis!
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