The Most Punniest Story Ever

Bob: "I am Hungary."

Jim: "Maybe you should Czech the fridge."

Bob: "I'm Russian to the kitchen!"

Jim: "Is there any Turkey?"

Bob: "We have some, but it's covered with a layer of Greece."

Jim: "Aww, there's Norway you can eat that."

Bob: "It's cool. Iran to the store and got some Chile."

Jim: "But Kenya Sweden my tea before it gets cold?"

Bob: "Sure, but first get me a Canada best soup you can find."

Jim: "I couldn't get soup, so I got you Iraq of ribs instead."

Bob: "I Haiti ribs, get me Japan of pie instead."

Jim: "I couldn't make pie. I only have one Cuba sugar."