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Now you may be thinking, "I've heard this one before. How many lost episodes of Spongebob were there anyways?"
The
In fact, they had a whole vault dedicated to storing those piles upon piles of accursed Spongebob episodes. The ones people were never meant to see.
One with actual evidence of crime that for some reason we disregarded. One that was actually a simpsons episode. One that infringed on several copyright laws. One with...
But this
It was set in some kind of alternate universe. The same characters, the same settings, but all with different names.
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The episode began as normal, the title card 'The Mouldy Crustacean' popped up. At first, I assumed it had to be referring to some character that would show up in the episode, but the strangeness became clear all too soon.
It opened up in an all too familiar building. The Chum Bucket. But it was dingier, more run down. And it wasn't called the Chum Bucket. Instead, a much plainer sign simply read "The Sea Man Receptacle." Across the street was what could only be the Krust Krab, but similar to the Chum
Now the first thing I noticed was that as opposed to the typical digital 2D animation style the series was known for, this episode was made using a strange 3D animation software that I couldn't place. And every model seemed to be significantly more humanoid in nature.
"Hello there!
Plankton was played by a young boy who couldn't have been more than 13, as opposed to the great and talented Mr. Lawrence. Larry the Lobster actually sounded more like Plankton than Plankton, come to think of it.
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This makes me gag, I have to struggle not to vomit at the very thought. Why would he poison his customers in such a disgusting manner? And why do they keep COMING BACK?!?!
We transition again, as we see the deformed Larry return to the Chum Bucket.
But from behind, Krabs strikes again with his weird ass shotgun! The singular clear word in the scene is "Bitch!" as he fires straight into Larry's back.
But Larry simply shrugs it off, and goes on the counterattack. He beats the old krab with his bare claws. The krab firing shots all the
In that instant, Larry pulls out a shotgun not unlike the one held by Krabs himself. Weakened, even Krabs' shell can't save him. Larry takes the final shot and kills the aging crustacean.
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The song Blister in the Sun, by the Violent Femmes, plays to close out the episode. And we definitely did not have the rights to that.
I knew this episode couldn't go in the vault. It had to
And clearly some weird fan-made project.
I burned the tape. Got rid of every last trace of it. Or so I
I hear stories of it occasionally. I know it's out there. Somewhere, on the darkest depths of the internet. Like
If you find
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