The Noble Purple Town

Red woke up in Lavender Town. After looking around for a while, he discovered that the town was being destroyed and that the residents were locked in. Wondering how he could get out, red went to Pokemon Tower. He felt a strange presence there. He heard a voice saying 'get out'. He looked around, but there was no one there. He walked every house but was told the same; "get out". Soon, it was nighttime. He went into Pokemon Tower. Everyone was there. They turned towards him. They were zombies! He tried to escape but the door was locked. He now knew why the town was being zombified. He died. THE END

"And that is why I never play bootlegged copies of Pokemon Blue," I said

"Dude," said my friend. "I just wanted the answers to the math homework."