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(Created page with "{{NSFW}} I'm what you would call a Sports Video Game fan. And NO, I am not a soymen beta guy. I'm just someone who really likes the EA Sports, 2K Sports and other sports video games. I've always bought the consoles since the PlayStation 1 (Go figure). The PS1 has always been my favorite out of all consoles, along with my whole collection. I almost consider each game disc like my friends since I never had any as a kid. One day though, I had sold all of my games. All of...")
 
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I'm what you would call a Sports Video Game fan. And NO, I am not a soymen beta guy. I'm just someone who really likes the EA Sports, 2K Sports and other sports video games. I've always bought the consoles since the PlayStation 1 (Go figure). The PS1 has always been my favorite out of all consoles, along with my whole collection. I almost consider each game disc like my friends since I never had any as a kid.
 
One day though, I had sold all of my games. All of them to some weird guy with tourettes syndrome. He said something along the lines of "What! What the fuck" and "Stop" and "I’mI'm going". The sole reason as to why I did this is because of one particular game.
 
You see, I was browsing Reddit one day on a subreddit where they mostly talked about Retro Video Games, how much they liked King of the Hill, and why their Girlfriends keep sleeping with other men while they themselves secretly like it. I was a tad bit bored of reading all of this until one reply had caught my attention. It was a link to an Amazon auction that had no bidders yet. The auction was for a game for the PS1 called "The PS1 Remastered". The cover art had some of the most famous Nintendo characters such as Spiro the dragon, Parappa the rapper, Ratchet, Polygon man, Toro inoue and Clank. I was super excited. So excited I felt an erection push up my fanny pack.
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"One day, while Ken was masterbating, Barry got honey".
 
It showed Ken's pixelated, 32 bit cock on the screen with Barry’sBarry's also pixelated 32 bit cock as well. I was so disgusted that I had thrown up the McDonald’sMcDonald's and Pistachios I had eaten earlier. The game cut to a level where I had to play as Barry who was wielding an oversized knife. I was running around the bedroom, holding the knife when I was sent into part where I landed on Ken's bed and there was a textbox that had two options. Cut or Kill. I was scared of what would happen if I picked cut so I picked Kill. What happened next was an animation of Barry stabbing Ken in the gut, causing all of the bees that were probably shoved up his ass for pleasure to fall out. Barry then swung the knife at them and proceeded to tell them his plan.
 
Barry: "Listen here everyone, we have ourselves an PS1 disc in this bedroom and we have to find it before the FBI comes in and finds it before us"
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