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It was finally here. The day they had waited for with bated breath, in wonder, and in fear.
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Seeing him lying there on the hospital bed, in the struggles of labour, Shrek could only think that he had never been more beautiful.
 
"Shrek…IShrek...I love you," Shadow said shakily.
 
"Don't worry, my hedgehog-cicle," Shrek said, grasping his thin, hedgehoggy hand. "You're going to be just fine."
 
"Promise me, you'll take good care of her…her..."
 
Shrek placed a loving hand on his hedgehog angel's cheek. "You know I will. But you're going to help me! We're going to raise our beautiful child together, okay?"
 
"Of course…course..." Shadow smiled.
 
It was just then that Shadow gave birth to their new child right after he smiled. The child emerged out of Shadow and saw the lights from the above.
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The world may never know. Possibly, Fionna, I guess.
Then, Shrek got rapedfucked by Eminem. Later Shrek was pergert. He had a baby. The babies first words were the lyrics to Rap God. Then, the babies got older and became teensadults. One day shrek heard moaning cumming from there room. The saw that they were practicing the INCESTSEX. O MAH GAWD! SO SPOOPY. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. THE END. OR IS IT. I DON'T HAVING A FRICKING CLUE. YOU FRICKEN FRICKS CAN'T EVER BEQUENCH YOU EH YOU'RE FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED CAN THEY. ALL OF A SUDDEn, SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN CAME AND JOINED THE FUN, SAYING THE EX ACT SAME QUOTE TO EVERYONE, "YOU FRICKEN FRICKS CAN'T EVER BEQUENCH YOU EH YOU'RE FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED CAN THEY"  SHREK WAS PISSED OFF AND ROAR THE MIGHTY OGRE RAOR, INJURING SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN FROM THE PROCESS OF THE RAOR. SAMMY DECIDED TO COUNTER BY SCREECHING SO LOUD THAT IT IS LOUDER THAN THE ERUPTION OF KRAKATOA VOLCANO BACK IN 1883.''' THEN''', MORE SKELETONS APPEAR AND DID THE SKELETON DANCE WHICH MADE SHREK SCARED SHREKLESS AND SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN CURLED UP INTO A BALL LIKE HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. TO THIS DAY, NO ONE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SWAMP. "Use your imagination"
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