The Pains of Shrek: Difference between revisions

Then, Shrek got fucked by Eminem. Later Shrek was pergert. He had a baby. The babies first words were the lyrics to Rap God. Then, the babies got older and became adults. One day shrek heard moaning cumming from there room. The saw that they were practicing the SEX. O MAH GAWD! SO SPOOPY. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. THE END. OR IS IT. I DON'T HAVING A FRICKING CLUE. YOU FRICKEN FRICKS CAN'T EVER BEQUENCH YOU EH YOU'RE FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED CAN THEY. ALL OF A SUDDEn, SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN CAME AND JOINED THE FUN, SAYING THE EX ACT SAME QUOTE TO EVERYONE, "YOU FRICKEN FRICKS CAN'T EVER BEQUENCH YOU EH YOU'RE FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED CAN THEY"  SHREK WAS PISSED OFF AND ROAR THE MIGHTY OGRE RAOR, INJURING SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN FROM THE PROCESS OF THE RAOR. SAMMY DECIDED TO COUNTER BY SCREECHING SO LOUD THAT IT IS LOUDER THAN THE ERUPTION OF KRAKATOA VOLCANO BACK IN 1883.''' THEN''', MORE SKELETONS APPEAR AND DID THE SKELETON DANCE WHICH MADE SHREK SCARED SHREKLESS AND SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN CURLED UP INTO A BALL LIKE HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. TO THIS DAY, NO ONE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SWAMP. "Use your imagination"

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