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(Created page with "One day a Panther and Wolf were standing outside my window fighting over a piece of cheese. I was balls deep into a loaf of white bread I'd shoplifted from Save-a-lot while browsing the vegetable aisle for a cucumber that would be as satisfying as it was filling. I guess they noticed I was lusting after the cheese and turned to face me. First the panther leaped toward the window. It crashed into my bedroom and snarled at the smell of week-old hummus. I ran for the door...") |
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