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'''CHAPTER 3:''' Responses & Apologies
'''CHAPTER 4:''' Paid Vacation
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Total Dollars: '''99,990$'''
<big>'''Chapter 4: Paid Vacation'''</big>
The next morning we were flown to the Capital City of America which was literally called Capital City. The plane had to take off from the helipad because the airport was closed off indefinitely. Thankfully, it only almost crashed into the building while taking off. 5 hours later, it landed in Capital City. We were taken to the Sauce house in a limousine and tuxes, with President Joel to meet us at the front door.
But before that, we had to go through security.
"WOWHWAOAHWAO, Buddy you cant go in here with that railgun" said one of the security guards.
"We're from the CIMC."
"Yeah, yeah that's what they all say."
"No really, I have my ID-"
<big>"I DON TINK YOU HEAR WHAT I SAI BOIE!"</big>
Suddenly, Joel had our back. "Guys, guys. These mofukas are clean. Let'm through."
"...(into walkie talkie) Clear."
The huge gate opened, and there he was. "Protag! Rosen & Nut! How ya been?"
He was surprisingly nice, "Good, Mr. President."
"Oh, first names only here guys, Call me Joel. The office is right this way."
We followed Joel throughout the glamourous halls of his crib. The house was renamed every time a new president came into play. This was the Sauce house.
"Heard a lot about you Collective peoples, most recently that Avocadoland Mission from a few days ago. Really fucked up the manager didn't you?"
"Y-yeah, he exploded into the bouncy-house." Nut said.
"Yes, OH and Nut! I saw you at Moshfest on the TV! Those bars tho!"
"Yeah, screw Gangrene right?"
We finally got to the Circle office and everybody who worked for the House was in perfect symmetrical order in exchange for functional order.
"This here is vice president The Frog, Kermit the Frog. Kermit is also the leader of the Department of Defense and secret Nucleus projects. And everybody else is my personal Pingu bodyguards. You may shake hands with Kermit only, he is the only safe one."
"What up, I'm green."
We shook hands.
"Uhh, what up, I'm (Y/N), this is Mike, and this is Keyshawn. His stage name is Mixed Nut."
"(gasp) HOLY SHIT I AM A HUGE FAN WHAT UP MIXED NUT?"
'''1 hour later...'''
We were escorted to the hotel to be stationed until the Speech script is complete. I opened up my laptop, went onto Microsoft Word, then tried to think of something.
''...a n d t h e n a s k e '' (BACKSPACE)
No, no no, something Joel would say.
''...e x p a n d d o '' '''<big>(BACKSPACE)</big>'''
This would take a while.
'''MISSION PASSED:'''
'''Paid Vacation!'''
'''Achievements:'''
Bell Air '''+90!'''
Green in Regulation '''+140!'''
Dollars earnt: -20$
Total Dollars: '''99,970$'''
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