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==6/14/01==
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I love pizza, It's my favorite food in the entire world. Better than cake, rainbows and ponies. But something happened to me a week ago that made me want to hate pizza forever. It made want too hate pizza for eternity!
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==7/20/01==
AHHHHAAAHHAAAH. Sorry, I was taking a shit. I need to do an update there has been some crazy stuff going on. After I saw that pizza at my doorstep, I ran to my bathroom and locked the door so I wound not die. I've been staying in this bathroom for months now. I did take my laptop with me and been doing research.
I found out that there has been numerous pizza murders. The suspects of the murders have vanished randomly. A guy that worked at Pizza Hut was a serial killer. He has been taking the victims and turned them into pizza. The cheese was their skin, the peperoni was their nipples and the sauce was there blood.
I will never eat pizza again.
==9/16/01==
Hey guys I'm back sorry for not updateing for awhile I have been busy with school and all that shit. The main thing I want o talk about is that the pizza murders keep on happening. I would also like to mention the update I did I said that the victims skin was cheese. Well, I lied it was cum ladies ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°). Anyway I want to say their are murders coming along. Today their was a african american man at a pizza place. (Not racist) Then the man whent missing they. Later police found the body of the man and the man appers to be Morgan Freemon!!
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