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Once I was playing Pokemon Green but it was Pokemon Green Eyes of Envy Version. I popped it into my PC MAc and started it up. In the intro Green had bloodshot eyes and the lavender theme was backmasked.
So I was playing as green in the weed fields of Lavender Town and I kept getting annoyed by all those wild snorlaxes that pop up in the grass every two cells. So I looked at the source code and realized they were literally ever two cells. So I gave up on chasing wild Pokemon and went to Prof Oak's Pokemon shop.
So I got there and the Squirrel for sale was saying "help me!" So I decided to buy him. But once I did he said "you shouldn't have done that. There are more of me where I came from." I was baffled but kept playing.
Then I went to the nurse joy clinic to see if anything was going on. Nurse joy said nothing. Then another pokemon owner that looked like Green but was Purple came in and he was crying heavy tears. Nurse Joy assured him that it was all for the best. Then the guy singed some forms. Then he went back into a back room. I decided to follow hi,m.
As soon as the door closed I blacked ut. I ahd a dream that someone was saying "25 Thousand.....alone". Then I woke up and to my shock and terror I was in a room. They had this cubone strapped to a table. Then they put a needle in his arm. Then Purple decided to leave the room. Then they put the cubone to sleep. I was so horrified.
The I talked to Purple. He said it had to be done because he lost his job. He said there were too many pokemon in the world. Then he pointed to my pokemon and said "and you're part of the problem! 25 Thousand pokemon are put to sleep each year in Lavender town alone. Many of them come from poke mills where they are bred under appalling conditions. you're just as bad as Michael Vick!"
And from that day forward, I never bought another pokemon again, or caught them from the wild, from now on i will only adopt.