The Real Reason Behind Fox Mulder's Nickname

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Before and after

Have you ever watched "The X-Files"? Well, any fan of the show would know that the Mulder's coworkers gave him the nickname "Spooky". Most people assume that this is because he liked weird stuff like zombies, ghosts, and skeletons. But there is a much darker reason behind the silly nickname. It wasn't because he liked spooky things- it was because he WAS a spooky thing! HE WAS A SKELETON!!!

When Mulder joined the FBI, he was a skeleton. Everyone was so spooked by him, that they forced him to get flesh and muscles and stuff through a super complicated surgery involving super glue and scotch tape. I won't spare you the details, as it might just be too spooky for you to handle. (you know, you might get spooked to death!)

Do you want to know how I know this? Well, I forgot. So too bad.