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Notch DID have a dead brother. He was found dead during the time Notch went to college. He was put in a coffin, and they put his computer with him.
 
Secretly, his dead brother was a zombie, and would feast on his enimeys brains. He truned into a zombie buy eating doind that. Notch  made a character looked so simple that it still scares people only if they are noobs btw i really want u to suck my DICK. ok heres the rest. He uses a Steve skin (except it has a smile instead of a emotionless expression and full white eyes and no pupils. OhHe andis Herobrinemostly hasknown aas penisHerobrine, thatsaka theHIM). only differnence.)It is unknown what his real name is. Notch found out he was gayalive, and he promised to never give aout womenHerobrine's areal blowname in real joblife.
 
He made jokes of adding in Herobrine, removing Herobrine, and he always made excuses for not having a Dead brother. And why he was gay is still unknown
 
He also chose a pixel like texture for Minecraft due to his likeness to the Nostalgia 8-bit graphics. He got the idea of the skeleton because of a [[AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT|overrated Trollpasta cliche]].
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So when you play Minecraft, ask your self. Why am I even playing a game made by a person who was so secret?
 
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Nah, none of this stuff isn't true. I know you wouldn't believe this.
 
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This is all true why dont u ask him unless hes freasting on ur penis ...
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