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Making a good movie can be difficult.
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I can remember getting that email Wiseau sent me. It was in 2005, and I was answering some emails when I got another one. Slightly annoyed (as I was swamped at the time) I read it. It said:
{{email|"Oh hi, Mr. McGuiness. You were always my best freind, sirr. Wood you like to see and be at screening of Room 2? You were good help so I real do need you here, come watch my movie please thanks. Email me bakc if interested
Your best friend, Tommy."}}
I laughed when I read it. The Room 2? He had to be shitting me. But, I was actually curious. Maybe Tommy had improved his film making. Maybe he had fixed the mistakes of the first film. So, I shot him an email saying that I was interested, and he told me to go to a certain place (that I won't give out) in San Francisco the next day. So I did.
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Then, a battle screen from... Undertale?!?! Yeah! I was battling against Tommy Wiseau! I attacked him but before I could, Mr. Wiseau said "You're a little crabby today, Finn!" and then killed me.
Then, the movie came back. I had pissed and shat myself at this point. Johnny was standing shirtless on a roof, with two M16A2s, firing at random civilians. He screamed "Yes, I am from America! Don't debate it, Mark!" Suddenly, he stopped. He saw a small pug dog walking on the ground. He jumped on the ground and said "Oh, hi doggy!" before shoving a live grenade up the dogs anal cavity. Johnny then put his ear to the grenade and it exploded.
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"Oh hi, Finn."
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