The Sit Down
A huge new craze for mass suicide was doing the rounds on all the social media platforms. Twitter, Facebook, Reddit etc. Everyone had accepted to take part in the Ultimate Human Extinction challenge. It was all anybody was talking about. When the day came everyone was going to take the special medicine or kill themselves in some particular way and then auto-post it on social media, even though no one would be alive to see it.
The day came. Everybody took the special medicine or killed themselves. But... Less than one percent of people around the world weren't affected by the special social media suicide medicine. About one person on each continent survived.
"Yo, anyone still around?" Someone remaining tweeted.
"Yeh, still alive. Lol." Another replied.
The remaining people went through and liked all the death videos of their favourite celebrities, but even the best ones only got three or four likes.
"Wot r u up to?" Someone posted after a day of absolutely nothing happening.
"Just having a sit down." Another replied. "It's well quiet. You?"
"Having a wank."
"Lol. Me too."
The last three or four people who happened to survive the Super Social Media Suicide Challenge were all just sitting down, having a wank.
Credited to koalazeus
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