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Sometimes you often wonder how The Elder Scrolls theory came to be, well if yiu look into Skyrim's files you may find that what uou are looking for...while looking through you might find a file called "illuminati.exe" or other things like "openupbaby.exe" its really oddd when you think about it. i opened the "illuminati.exe" first. all it showed was a jpeg of a triangle. but it came with a note that said to drop it in with the skyrim maps. so i said like, okay. and a portal opned up in Skyrim.
this creeped me out beyond recogintion. when it closed a new quest started that said "look behind u". rthis made me loose my fucking mind and i quickly ran away without looking behind myself. i could hear something running right behind me. i couldnt take it anymore i looked behind me and just swung my sword it went into an insta-kill animiation. it was just lydia. stupid bitch. i was taking all my stuff back i gave her but then she had a note. when i uponed it the most fucked up thing happened. the letters were writted in shit and it said "u must kil da illuminati". once u think about it this means that lydia wasn't working with u or the illuminati. or she wassn't even part of skyrim. she was a real p[ersojnn that tried to kill the illuminatri. and the illuminati didnt originate in real life but in elder scrolls games and are currently living in skyrim. i know what i must do.
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