The Source of All Gamepastas: A "Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime" Fanfic: Difference between revisions

<p style="margin-bottom:0cm">I had just arrived home from my summer-long vacation. My dad's car pulled up into the driveway and we got out. A garbage truck was emptying the neighbours' bins, but as I watched, I saw the box for XCOM: Enemy Unknown fall out of one of them and into the truck. I became exited, it was an awesome game and I desperately wanted to get my hands on it. The garbage man reached for the compactor lever and was about to crush the box. “Wait! Stop!” I yelled as ran up to the truck and scooped the box out of the back. The garbage man looked at me with a puzzled expression. “Hey, that thing was in the trash, kid” he said, “ya sure you want it?” I opened the box, and to my amazement, the disk was in there! Better yet, the manual and CD key were included and the disc was in pristine condition; no scratches or smudges to be seen! Why would someone throw out a perfectly functional computer game? I nodded to the garbage man as I inspected the disc, he shrugged and drove off.</p>

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