The SpongeBob SquarePants Lost VHS: Difference between revisions

One day, I was at A store looking for DVDs. I found a VHS hidden in the DVDs. It was called SpongeBob's Weird Dreams. I put in the VHS in my mom's old VCR player, just as I got home. There was no name for this episode. It showed a blank title card. No credit were shown.

 

 

The real horror isn't this alleged lost VHS I found, the true terror is my current status with alcohol. As a child I was chronically abused by my father, both physically and mentally. My mother would always give in to his violent threats. One night, my father got so hammered he hit her with a lamp. It scarred me for life. Now, I pride myself off the taste of Foster's, furiously jacking off in my Thomas the Tank Engine bed. I'm an avid viewer of Adventure Time porn, and an addicted user of illegal marijuana and acid. Please, don't end up like me. I'm still in pain. Thank you... Another Note, I watched the VHS again but it changed, Because the government changed it to CABAGES! Which I use it for my dinner.

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