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Thermometer (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Once every spring, you will get a magical opportunity. You must wait until a tree closest to yourself starts budding. Next you must gather Christmas lights and strip naked. Wrap the lights around your body and run onto your front lawn screaming “FUCK CHRISTMAS!” Over and over again, until you reach the center of your lawn. Doing this tells the lords of Unseelie court that you reject the ways of the red suited menace. If the police do not arrive within the next 10...") |
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You must wait until a tree closest to yourself starts budding.
Next you must gather Christmas lights and strip naked. Wrap the lights around your body and run onto your front lawn screaming
Doing this tells the lords of Unseelie court that you reject the ways of the red suited menace. If the police do not arrive within the next 10 minutes you will know that the fair folk of the Unseelie court have your back.
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But that is a long long series of stories for a another time.
To get back on the subject assuming your not in a drunk tank or you start strangling the receptionist after asking if she knows of
Sorry, back on topic.
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You must slay the dragon that threatens their kingdom or they will give you 2 minutes to run to safety before they drag you back to their lair.
When they say dragon,
Either way,
You should have little difficulty slaying their dragon in other words. This is assuming the
Once you have accomplished this, they will give you a whistle that will summon a bell hound that will defeat one enemy per whistle blow.
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