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A little backstory; My uncle Gary died at the height of the autoerotic asphyxiation craze. He was old as hell and super gnarly. He swore he would live forever. But his super long life (he was 104 years old) was cut short when he confused his Viagra prescription with his Ambien and fell asleep pulling on himself (May he rest in peace)
So anyways about a week after the funeral
So i decide I have to take matters into my own hands (pardon the expression) I slowly reach for the curtain, fully expecting to see the ghost of uncle Gary fap fap fapping away with a belt around his neck, and too my surprise, I pull back the curtain and
Now I have two uncles haunting me
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