The Story Behind Freddo

There was a experiment that happened in an American part of America.

It was in a Laboratory.

They were doing experiments on frogs.

Trying to turn them into people.

I broke into the Laboratory.

I saw a frog I just couldn't ignore.

It was so cute.

I picked it up and licked it.

I went home.

I went to bed.

I woke up.

I went to look in the mirror.

I saw my eyes getting bigger and going black.

This was normal.

I'm Asian.

I went into the store.

The guy behind the counter looked at me and gasped.

He pickled up a huge mirror and I saw my whole body.

My skin was going green,

My mouth was getting bigger.

I was getting smaller.

My shirt was going yellow.

It had Freddo on the front.

I attacked the guy behind the counter.

I killed him.

I saw a lighter on the counter.

I pickled it up.

I lit the store on fire.

I left my slogan on the floor on the front of the store.

It said.

"Buy it for 25p."

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Written by LOLDINOSAURS

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