The Sum of All Fears: Difference between revisions

 

It was about 8 years ago that I worked as an intern for Nintendickelodeon studios. I was always entranced by this one closet in the backroom that contained lost episodes. I asked my manager if I could check it out, and he said no. But I took his spare key when he wasn't looking, and went in the closet.

 

Being a suave motherfucker, I stole a video tape and a Gameboy game from the closet. The tape was an unaired episode of Spongebob Squarepants, and the game was a version of Pokemon I had never seen before called "Evil Black". I couldn't make up my mind which of these suspicious items I wanted to investigate first, so I diced to watch the tape and play the game at the same time.

 

The Spongebob episode started with the normal intro, except the audio was reversed, and the video quality was bad. Then it cut to black, and immadiately cut again to the actual episode. I felt a trembling in my knickers when I saw that the episode was titled "THE DEATH OF MR KRABS". Why would they kill off Mr Krabs!?

Stunned by the inappropriate violence, I paused and returned to Pokemon: I walked north and to talked to one of the people walking around. He said "Pay attention to what you're doing" Could the game be noticing what I'm doing in real life? What sheer popcockery! Another townsperson named Ben told me "You shouldn't have done that."

 

 

And to my horror, the Spongebob episode started playing on it's own! And sure enough, Squidward was standing there, staring at the screen! Except he looked a bit different, he had a very firghtening face and he was wearing a woman's dress.

 

 

 

And that's why you should never stand up in a canoe.

 

TO BE CONTINUED

 

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