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[[File:50 layers of onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]] |
[[File:50 layers of onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]] |
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I was nineteen years old |
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> I used to love so much Shrek, I was autistic |
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> Shrek praying every night, praising my vagina |
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"Shrek is love," I said, "Shrek is bae ' |
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>My |
> My father heard me and called me fagot |
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He obviously envious of my commitment Shrek |
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I handed him a box of cumquats |
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>He |
> He slapped me and took me to my room |
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> I'm crying now, because my face hurt |
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> My bed, and very cold |
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I felt warm in my direction |
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>I feel a warmth moving towards me |
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I touch my penis firmly |
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>I fell something touch me |
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This Shrek |
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> Happy |
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>I am so happy |
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He whispered in my ear, "suprise buttsex mother fucker" |
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He pulled me and the erect monster in his strong hands and put me on my hands and knees |
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> Ready for enlightenment |
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>I'm ready |
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> My ass cheeks for Shreks boner |
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He urged me butthole pumping |
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>It |
> It is very painful, but I do it because why the fuck not |
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I could feel my eyes tearing as my anal cavity floods out water |
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I pushed against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets |
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>I want to please Shrek |
> I want to please Shrek |
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He roars a mighty roar as you fill my ass with your love |
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> Dad faps onto mums corpse |
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>My dad walks in |
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>Shrek |
> Shrek look deeply into his eyes, said: "he gave consent" |
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>Shrek |
> Shrek put his dick in the cat |
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Shrek is love |
> Shrek is love |
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> Shrek is bae |
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