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[[File:50 layers of onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]]
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> I was only nine years old
>I was only nine years old


>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
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>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot


> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek


>I called him a cunt
>I called him a cunt


> He slaps me and sends me to my room
>He slaps me and sends me to my room


> I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I am crying now, because my face hurts


> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I go into my bed and it is very cold


>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I feel a warmth moving towards me


> I fell something touch me
>I fell something touch me


> It's Shrek
>It's Shrek


> I am so happy
>I am so happy


> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"


> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees


> I'm ready
>I'm ready


> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek


> He penetrates my butthole
>He penetrates my butthole


> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek


> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water


> I push against his force
>I push against his force


> I want to please Shrek
>I want to please Shrek


> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love


> My dad walks in
>My dad walks in


> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"


> Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek leaves through my window


Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Revision as of 22:58, 26 August 2015

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Where the story came from

>I was only nine years old

>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

>I called him a cunt

>He slaps me and sends me to my room

>I am crying now, because my face hurts

>I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

>I fell something touch me

>It's Shrek

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

>He penetrates my butthole

>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Shrek

>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in

>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

>Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life