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I was nineteen years old

> I used to love so much Shrek, I was autistic

> Shrek praying every night, praising my vagina

"Shrek is love," I said, "Shrek is bae '

> My father heard me and called me fagot

He obviously envious of my commitment Shrek

I handed him a box of cumquats

> He slapped me and took me to my room

> I'm crying now, because my face hurt

> My bed, and very cold

I felt warm in my direction

I touch my penis firmly

This Shrek

> Happy

He whispered in my ear, "suprise buttsex mother fucker"

He pulled me and the erect monster in his strong hands and put me on my hands and knees

> Ready for enlightenment

> My ass cheeks for Shreks boner

He urged me butthole pumping

> It is very painful, but I do it because why the fuck not

I could feel my eyes tearing as my anal cavity floods out water

I pushed against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets

> I want to please Shrek

He roars a mighty roar as you fill my ass with your love

> Dad faps onto mums corpse

> Shrek look deeply into his eyes, said: "he gave consent"

> Shrek put his dick in the cat

> Shrek is love

> Shrek is bae

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->I was only nine years old
+I was nineteen years old
->I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
+> I used to love so much Shrek, I was autistic
->I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
+> Shrek praying every night, praising my vagina
->"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
+"Shrek is love," I said, "Shrek is bae '
->My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
+> My father heard me and called me fagot
->He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
+He obviously envious of my commitment Shrek
->I called him a cunt
+I handed him a box of cumquats
->He slaps me and sends me to my room
+> He slapped me and took me to my room
->I am crying now, because my face hurts
+> I'm crying now, because my face hurt
->I go into my bed and it is very cold
+> My bed, and very cold
+I felt warm in my direction
->I feel a warmth moving towards me
+I touch my penis firmly
->I fell something touch me
->It's Shrek
+This Shrek
+> Happy
->I am so happy
->He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
+He whispered in my ear, "suprise buttsex mother fucker"
->He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
+He pulled me and the erect monster in his strong hands and put me on my hands and knees
+> Ready for enlightenment
->I'm ready
->I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
+> My ass cheeks for Shreks boner
->He penetrates my butthole
+He urged me butthole pumping
->It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
+> It is very painful, but I do it because why the fuck not
->I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
+I could feel my eyes tearing as my anal cavity floods out water
->I push against his force
+I pushed against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets
->I want to please Shrek
+> I want to please Shrek
->He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
+He roars a mighty roar as you fill my ass with your love
+> Dad faps onto mums corpse
->My dad walks in
->Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
+> Shrek look deeply into his eyes, said: "he gave consent"
->Shrek leaves through my window
+> Shrek put his dick in the cat
-Shrek is love, Shrek is life
+> Shrek is love
+> Shrek is bae
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