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==Drake Kills Josh==
Megan found out and tried to kill Drake but was grabbed by Josh's human magnet and then Drake was like "Why did you do that I wanted to fight her!"
So Drake and Josh fight to the death and Drake killed Josh and he was wearing Josh's head as an over-sized turban.
==Deathstein==
So Till be like "Because you need to shut up."
So then the keyboardist shoved his keyboard up Till's ass and then the other band members run over the keyboardist with the truck from Benzin but he wasn't really run over because the truck was fake so they hit him with a deathstick and Till had problems shitting ever since.
==King of the Dead==
Hank then walked into the kitchen and he was crushed by a giant boggle set that mysteriously fell from the sky.
Peggy was like, "It's a gift from the boggle gods!" and then Dale walked in and shot the boggle set with an RPG but he meant to shoot peggy and his aim was bad so Peggy killed him and then Boomhauer came up behind Peggy and snapped her neck and then Bill killed Boomhauer by sitting on him and then Kahn killed Bill with an axe, threw Connie out the window, threw Minh into the garbage chute and drove Lucky into the lake and married Luanne until Luanne killed him and John Redcorn came up and killed Luanne with a rock and then the rock killed John Redcorn in his sleep.
==iKillyou==
After that Spencer went to Freddy's mom's house and raped her and then she killed him with her annoying lectures and then Lubert came up and was like, "Hey look neighbor I finally got rid of my wor-oh God." Lubert then picked up a machine gun and shot Freddy's mom to death and then Lubert was crushed by the apartment falling down on him and everyone in the apartment died.
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