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I was bored one day and I felt like playing "The Legend of Zelda;: Ocarina of Time", so I dug into my closet to find my old "Nintendo 64". After I found it I remembered my mom sold my original game long ago, so I went to the local creepy guy living in an alley-way. "This game is glitchy because I tried to hack into it a few times, and I'm not a good hacker." I faintly remember the man saying, but it couldn't be true! A haunted game? This can not be!
 
I went back home and hesitated to put the game into the console, ''"what if the old man is right and it is haunted?'' I finally decided to play it after three hours went by of me not doing anything. I booted up the game, and the first thing I saw was instead of Link being on Epona, it was instead a lady who was really fat and ugly! I screamed in terror due to the sight, so I shut off the console and sold the game to a local retailer and made a few bucks off of it, they don't even know that it is haunted!"
 
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I finally decided to play it after three hours went by of me not doing anything. I booted up the game, and the first thing I saw was instead of Link being on Epona, it was instead a lady who was really fat and ugly! I screamed in terror due to the sight, so I shut off the console and sold the game to a local retailer and made a few bucks off of it, they don't even know that it is haunted!
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