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“Since when could you do that?” inquired Dave. |
“Since when could you do that?” inquired Dave. |
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“I’m the Toppler, for Pete’s sake. What can’t I topple?” replied the Toppler nonchalantly. Since neither of them had anything better to do, they decided to go through the hole in reality. They found themselves in a publix. After grabbing about 700 cans of spinach, they headed off to the till. |
“I’m the Toppler, for Pete’s sake. What can’t I topple?” replied the Toppler nonchalantly. Since neither of them had anything better to do, they decided to go through the hole in reality. They found themselves in a publix. After grabbing about 700 cans of spinach, they headed off to the till. |
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“That’ll be $600000000,” said the cashier, who was called Gunathan Guy. |
“That’ll be $600000000,” said the cashier, who was called Gunathan Guy. |
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“Dammit,” said the Toppler. “Dave, have you got any cash?” |
“Dammit,” said the Toppler. “Dave, have you got any cash?” |
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“Sorry, sir,” said Gunathan. “I can’t sell you this.” |
“Sorry, sir,” said Gunathan. “I can’t sell you this.” |
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“Man, this dimension blows,” grumbled Dave. “Let’s go back home.” However, suddenly a fish-faced, black haired teen appeared. |
“Man, this dimension blows,” grumbled Dave. “Let’s go back home.” However, suddenly a fish-faced, black haired teen appeared. |
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“Oh my god, it’s Jeff the Killer!” cried Gunathan in shock. He started bowing like in that one scene in Wayne’s World. |
“Oh my god, it’s Jeff the Killer!” cried Gunathan in shock. He started bowing like in that one scene in Wayne’s World. |
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“Ooh, I like this dimension,” said Jeff. “It’ll be fun to display my elite hacking skills.” |
“Ooh, I like this dimension,” said Jeff. “It’ll be fun to display my elite hacking skills.” |
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“Since when did Jeff have his whole body back?” inquired the Toppler. |
“Since when did Jeff have his whole body back?” inquired the Toppler. |
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“Well, I guess I’m Demon Jeff, then. I hate all these tags in the different universes,” grumbled Demon Jeff. |
“Well, I guess I’m Demon Jeff, then. I hate all these tags in the different universes,” grumbled Demon Jeff. |
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“So, you’re not this universe’s Jeff, then?” asked Gunathan, getting up. |
“So, you’re not this universe’s Jeff, then?” asked Gunathan, getting up. |
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“Well, in that case,” said Gunathan, pulling out a glock, “you can go to X’s hell dimension!” With that, Gunathan started shooting Demon Jeff. |
“Well, in that case,” said Gunathan, pulling out a glock, “you can go to X’s hell dimension!” With that, Gunathan started shooting Demon Jeff. |
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“I like this guy,” said Dave as the Toppler ran over to Demon Jeff to do his thing. As Gunathan repeatedly shot at Jeff, the Toppler held him in a headlock, punching him in the back of the head over and over and over. As Demon Jeff slumped to the ground, dead, the Toppler released. Gunathan, however, kept on shooting. About 5 minutes and 2345874500 bullets later, Dave shouted, “Alright, alright, he’s dead!” |
“I like this guy,” said Dave as the Toppler ran over to Demon Jeff to do his thing. As Gunathan repeatedly shot at Jeff, the Toppler held him in a headlock, punching him in the back of the head over and over and over. As Demon Jeff slumped to the ground, dead, the Toppler released. Gunathan, however, kept on shooting. About 5 minutes and 2345874500 bullets later, Dave shouted, “Alright, alright, he’s dead!” |
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“It’s OK, I’m done anyway,” replied Gunathan, ceasing his fire and stepping back to admire his work: he had shot the entirety of “The Charge of the Light Brigade,” by Lord Tennyson into Demon Jeff. “Nah, that doesn’t work either,” said Gunathan. |
“It’s OK, I’m done anyway,” replied Gunathan, ceasing his fire and stepping back to admire his work: he had shot the entirety of “The Charge of the Light Brigade,” by Lord Tennyson into Demon Jeff. “Nah, that doesn’t work either,” said Gunathan. |
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Gunathan Guy will return in his own adventures, written by a series of fantastic writers (but not me). |
Gunathan Guy will return in his own adventures, written by a series of fantastic writers (but not me). |
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