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There once was an old ship. it was an accursed ship, with no sailors on board. this ship was a warship, and fought for the spanish empire in 1529. it was fully equipped with torpedo
▲There once was an old ship. it was an accursed ship, with no sailors on board. this ship was a warship, and fought for the spanish empire in 1529. it was fully equipped with torpedo -launchers, cup holders and port and starboard attachments.
one day, the ship saw its target. it was the ship of EVIL PATRIXXXX. the ship launched the torpedo at the PATRIXXXXX ship, but it missed. the torpedo instead hit the sky
when the torpedo landed in boston, illinois. it went into hiding inside of an old coffee shop's closet. the torpedo carved a wooden knife out of a broom in the closet and kiled everyone in the shop. the torpedo became rogue,, hiding out in select locations around boston and killing people. killing people was the only way to
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