The Trollpasta About Writing a Trollpasta

You're drained of thoughts, your ideas all done,
No sparks in your head no imagination.
You're due a new story yet you have no ideas,
When inspiration is at its last is an author's worst fears.

You try to think, your mind sharpens!
And that was when the moment happens.
Your eyes brighten, sparks go off in your head,
You get all giddy and your cheeks go red.

You type whatever you think, look around for inspiration,
These new thoughts would go into your creation.
You get too many ideas and your excitement is immense
You plonker, you bloody well forgot it to make sense!

You hit publish and the hate spills in,
You start to cry at your horrible creation.
The next thing that appears makes your joy split,
"This page has been removed by an admin," Damnit!