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'''THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED GUISE I SWEAR, I BARELY ESCAPED THE GRASP OF ASHENS'''
I met Stuart Ashen at a grocery store about 2 weeks ago. I walked up to him and said "Uhhh... hello, Mr. Ashen," upon which he started staring at me, in evident disgust. "What did you call me?" Ashens responded. "Uhh... Mr. Ashen?" I replied. "You know my name is Dr. Ashen, right? I didn't get this psychology degree for nothing." Ashens said, his voice growing deep and his eyes showing the chaos of his psyche. "I know, I just thought it was inappropriate to call you that outside of a medical sett-" I replied, as Ashens interrupted me screaming "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? MONEY? SEX?"
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Ashens is still out there, so please avoid him whenever possible, or he WILL turn you into a clone. God bless. *kisses*
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