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The Underweartaker (Real name Haler Rivikai) is a professional wrestler currently signed to the FWF (Faggot Wrestling Federation). The Underweartaker made his FWF debut in 2000 when he interrupted Drake Ryunexo, using Helioptican's hammer to crush his ballsack. Ryunexo would then suffer a real-life groin injury and wouldn't appear on FWF television again until the year 2086. Over his career, he has held Over 9000 championships in the FWF including 69 World Championships. |
The Underweartaker (Real name Haler Rivikai) is a professional wrestler currently signed to the FWF (Faggot Wrestling Federation). The Underweartaker made his FWF debut in 2000 when he interrupted Drake Ryunexo, using Helioptican's hammer to crush his ballsack. Ryunexo would then suffer a real-life groin injury and wouldn't appear on FWF television again until the year 2086. Over his career, he has held Over 9000 championships in the FWF including 69 World Championships. |
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I know I said Drake came back in 2086, but fuck logic. Anyways, Drake won the FWF Championship from Hardware Quadroceptus in a Body Fluid Swapping match at "You Know You Love It". Underweartaker challenged him to a match for the title at "FaggotMania 6". Which he won after once again crushing Ryunexo's ballsack with Miljonir or some shit like that. Thor's hammer, in case you're wondering. Instead of Helioptican's. He then killed Vince McDonald'sMan by choking him with his own underwear and forced a factory to manufacture 68 more championship belts and said they counted and that if anybody disagreed, he would get Jimmy Saville to find them. Later it evolved into Over 9000 titles because that is totally a larger number than 69, I think. |
I know I said Drake came back in 2086, but fuck logic. Anyways, Drake won the FWF Championship from Hardware Quadroceptus in a Body Fluid Swapping match at "You Know You Love It". Underweartaker challenged him to a match for the title at "FaggotMania 6". Which he won after once again crushing Ryunexo's ballsack with Miljonir or some shit like that. Thor's hammer, in case you're wondering. Instead of Helioptican's. He then killed Vince McDonald'sMan by choking him with his own underwear and forced a factory to manufacture 68 more championship belts and said they counted and that if anybody disagreed, he would get Jimmy Saville to find them. Later it evolved into Over 9000 titles because that is totally a larger number than 69, I think. |
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